The Poor Life Choices of Tony Stark and Clint Bart

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hils-k:

viper-fox:

boeing-ah64:

hawkeye’s dildo quiver

The 80’s were a bad time.

Let us never speak of this again

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    • #clint barton
    • #and his fashion sense
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rraaaarrl:

sharpless replied to your photo: Tony u ok
i know it’s probably something else that’s been cut off, but that “MMMEEEEEEEE” onomatopoeia is extremely well-suited for tony
BLESS U for pointing this out :’)
no, nothing’s cut off! it’s totally
“MMMEEEEEEEEE”
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rraaaarrl:

sharpless replied to your photo: Tony u ok

i know it’s probably something else that’s been cut off, but that “MMMEEEEEEEE” onomatopoeia is extremely well-suited for tony

BLESS U for pointing this out :’)

no, nothing’s cut off! it’s totally

“MMMEEEEEEEEE”

    • #Tony Stark
    • #Iron Man
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…because, Tony, because this is Steve.
Attempting to manipulate Steve should always make you feel slimy.
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…because, Tony, because this is Steve.

Attempting to manipulate Steve should always make you feel slimy.

    • #captain america
    • #the captain
    • #steve rogers
    • #iron man
    • #tony stark
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In Tony’s defense he’s suffering from withdrawal against his will (his body was taken over by the Mandarin, I believe).

That’s all I’m saying in Tony’s defense.

God, Tony, your life story is just ANGST ANGST ANGST.

    • #tony stark
    • #iron man
    • #jim rhodes
    • #war machine
    • #nothing ends well for these boys
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Suicide plans!
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Suicide plans!

    • #spoilers
    • #tony stark
    • #iron man
    • #t'challa
    • #black panther
    • #SOMEONE IS NOT IMPRESSED
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lyricalentropy:

TONY YOU CRAZY FUCK.
DID YOU REALLY JUST PERFORM BRAIN SURGERY ON YOURSELF?
Wait, what am I saying, of course you did. Because you’re a crazy fuck.
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lyricalentropy:

TONY YOU CRAZY FUCK.

DID YOU REALLY JUST PERFORM BRAIN SURGERY ON YOURSELF?

Wait, what am I saying, of course you did. Because you’re a crazy fuck.

    • #tony stark
    • #iron man
    • #tony fail
    • #terrible life choices
    • #tony does stupid things to his body
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Bathing in a martini, somehow I’mpositivethat wouldn’t end well.
And yet not surprised Tony considered it.
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Bathing in a martini, somehow I’mpositivethat wouldn’t end well.

And yet not surprised Tony considered it.

    • #tony stark
    • #captain america
    • #steve rogers
    • #iron man
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unlicensedsuperhero:

sharpless:

The Dickhead Coalition

This is how I shall refer to them from now on.
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unlicensedsuperhero:

sharpless:

The Dickhead Coalition

This is how I shall refer to them from now on.

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    • #hank pym
    • #tony stark
    • #reed richards
    • #registration = always a bad idea
    • #civil war
    • #a bunch of bad ideas
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Well he could have been wearing worse underwear I suppose.
But Tony, really? No pants at all?
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Well he could have been wearing worse underwear I suppose.

But Tony, really? No pants at all?

    • #iron man
    • #tony stark
    • #peter parker
    • #spider-man
    • #marvel adventures
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Drunken flying! Always a great idea.
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Drunken flying! Always a great idea.

    • #iron man
    • #tony stark
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